Today's Funnies...so far

As we were walking through the dollar store, Cooper heard an old lady say something in a very deep, raspy voice. He started saying, "Mommy, why..." and I shushed him. He said, "I not want to be quiet, Mommy. Why that lady talking with a man voice?" Luckily, I had started speed walking and I *think* we may have been far enough away by the time he said it.

Down another aisle, he heard a kid belting out "Jingle Bells." He got an angry look on his face and said, "Hey, that's MY song!"