Diabolical Mastermind

Last week I couldn't find Turner upstairs, and downstairs we only have the TV and computers, and Hayden and Porter's room. Either one was bad news since H/P room is off limits to him (unless they're supervising) and we were participating in TV Turnoff Week, so no shows allowed! So I hurried downstairs to see what mischief he was getting into. I found Turner sitting in front of the computer watching Cartoon Network. I shut it down, reminded him that it was TV Turnoff week and went back upstairs to finish my work. I heard it come on again a little later and went downstairs and found him on Cartoon Network again! Okay, so this three year old kid can get onto the internet, find Cartoon Network, select a show, AND put it to full screen. But he can't use the toilet.