Thursday, June 5, 2008

Ode to Oatmeal

Oh Oatmeal, how I love thee.
You're such a perfect food.
You're creamy and you're warm,
And you make me feel so good.

And when you're raw with yogurt,
Mixed with lots of nuts and fruit,
Then you're muesli, like the Swiss eat,
And you seldom make me toot.

I love you when you're hot
And I love you when you're cold,
You're good for my heart,
I would never let you mold.

When I mix you with some walnuts,
And some sugar that is brown,
I can scarcely be without you,
When I am, I want to frown.

You help with my cholesterol,
You make me feel so good,
Please stay with me forever,
The world's most perfect food.

1 comment:

The Woolf Pack said...

That is hilarious, but I do love my oatmeal too. The kids thought that was so funny! Especially that part about not tooting. :)