Terrific Turner

Turner is *obsessed* with the letter T. He makes it everywhere, finds it everywhere. Every time he sees a sign or book or anything that has the letter T on it (including on every stop sign or exit sign) he says, "Hey! That says Turner Weldon Oliver!" So this is how he plays Battleship:


Earlier he made a big T out of the pegs, and a little T out of the ships. He's a genius, no doubt.