More Poetry

This is in the style of an anonymous poem found in Helen Oxenbury's Tiny Tim, Verses for Children.

Hayden is playing his fiddle;

Turner is banging a tin;

Regan is crying for Mummy

And Port has pricked Land with a pin.

Shelby is barking out loudly;

She's out on the lawn in a pram.

Cooper's the only one silent

And he's eaten all of the jam.

True story.

I need chocolate.

:)