Turner's Scripture Case/Carry-all

Turner takes his scriptures to church each week.  Little did I know what else he was taking as well!  I did notice his scripture case was a little bulgy.  So I took a peek inside. 

So far so good, right?  So I decided to unpack it, to look for hidden treasures.

       

And here are the contents all laid out.  Clockwise, starting at the left:

1.  Scriptures

2.  Necktie, still tied.  Presumably removed immediately after leaving my presence.

3.  Hangman Game Notepad

4.  Three airplanes made from notepad

5.  Big thick white notepad (I'm assuming paper airplanes from this were confiscated)

6.  Children's songbook

7.  Small notebook

8.  Scripture marking crayons

 

 I took a look in the little notebook, and this was the first thing I saw:  "Church Days, Chapter 1.  We sang 'Dear to the Heart of the Shepherd.'"

 And then the sacrament prayers written out.

 And then reality.